formlessdemi:

chiiquititamoved:

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

rose-coloured-bi:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Every time I meet an orange cat I’m like ‘aha, I know you are a normal cat, there’s no link between intelligence and coat colour and I am not prey to stupid stereotypes’ and every single time the cat lets me down by coincidentally being dumb as hell

joshpeck:

the term “i love to boggy” will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

theaudientvoid:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

horreurscopes:

horreurscopes:

reviewing my DBT worksheets for homework & something about the way this bit is formatted is so fucking funny

indigoire:

veeranger:

happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation

Happy 13 years to a video that never fails to cheer me up.